The Eagle...
There is a country station that I listen to in Atlanta when I am driving to and from work, it's called WYAY 106.7 The Eagle. Their slogan is "Where you never have to press 1 to continue in English"... it's very...umm... biased.. let's just put it that way.
The other morning they were talking about how to increase the amount of safety in his home, he keeps his guns in a gun cabinet. It's just funny stuff.
Anyway, they had this count down on there:
Top 10 Reasons Rappers can't drive NASCAR
#10 -- Well you gotta sit up right while you're driving
#9 -- Pistol won't stay udner the front seat
#8 -- Engines drown ou the rap music
#7 -- Pit crew san't work in the car cause they're too busy holding their pants up
#6 -- They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
#5 -- Police cars on the track interfere with the race
#4 -- No passenger seat for his possie
#3 -- There are no sponsors for Cadillac
#2 --You can't wear your helmet sideways
and the #1 reason why rappers can't be in NASCAR ... when they crash their car they bail out and run."